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2. Wouldn't it be funny if mobile phones self destruct(with a large BANG!) when stolen.		78% of 449 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Siemens	Submitted 15/01/2004 00:15:35
3. Wouldn't it be funny if I gave my grandma a Twister game for Christmas.		66% of 24 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By the artist formerly known as zach	Submitted 20/12/2005 05:10:33
4. Wouldn't it be funny if you yawned and a bird pooped in your mouth		63% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Jayno	Submitted 24/05/2007 16:28:46
5. Wouldn't it be funny if cows said baaaaa, sheep said moooo and cows said I feel pretty, oh so pretty		50% of 2 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By unknown genius	Submitted 27/11/2006 17:47:50
6. Wouldn't it be funny if every night at midnight you got on one of those sticks with a horse head on the end and started running around your neihborhood screaming THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING whilst slapping your tush?		64% of 34 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Kristy	Submitted 30/06/2005 22:05:26
7. Wouldn't it be funny if a stupid person hit their knee on something and took out their flashing lollipop, put it over their knee and said-- "Magic light, heal me!".		64% of 25 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Ariana-Chan	Submitted 25/10/2005 02:37:31
8. Wouldn't it be funny if L.A. had a massive earthquake where the whole city sank into the sea and the only survivors were those with floating silicone breasts		62% of 16 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By J. Hendricks	Submitted 16/09/2005 01:09:26
9. Wouldn't it be funny if we carried our family members around like marsupials do?		60% of 10 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By fishkicker	Submitted 08/09/2005 01:25:18
10. Wouldn't it be funny if people thought everyday was opposite day?		60% of 10 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Maggiealex	Submitted 21/06/2005 22:38:34
11. Wouldn't it be funny if Michael Jackson melted this summer?		61% of 18 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Reece Ternur	Submitted 22/07/2005 13:48:34
12. Wouldn't it be funny if u thought this idea woz funny!!!!!!!!		57% of 7 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Tammy	Submitted 05/08/2005 19:25:01
13. Wouldn't it be funny if This All Had A Point?		58% of 12 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By E-Rock	Submitted 27/10/2006 06:10:27
14. Wouldn't it be funny if i gave birth to my mum		58% of 29 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Bob	Submitted 11/08/2005 03:16:24
15. Wouldn't it be funny if your head did a wee		58% of 24 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By zoe mcgregor	Submitted 13/01/2004 11:04:56
16. Wouldn't it be funny if you all would not type anyhting untill you actually come up with something funny.		55% of 9 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By gonanza	Submitted 15/07/2007 19:33:46
17. Wouldn't it be funny if tony blair kissed george bush and they then made love		55% of 9 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By bob	Submitted 28/06/2005 16:57:58
18. Wouldn't it be funny if i farted whilst eating cheese and doing a poo hahahahahahaha wicked init		50% of 4 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Ben Dover	Submitted 13/07/2007 12:31:35
19. Wouldn't it be funny if men could have children?		50% of 4 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Windy Church	Submitted 30/08/2005 21:26:35
20. Wouldn't it be funny if Elvis Presley was'nt actually dead.		50% of 4 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By blackburn lancs lad	Submitted 13/11/2006 04:04:57
21. Wouldn't it be funny if I wrote something stupid and then sat here and voted for myself a 1000 times only to realize that you cant vote for yourself		50% of 4 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By michael j	Submitted 01/03/2007 06:55:36
22. Wouldn't it be funny if you pooped in the cup for a drug test and it came back positive?		57% of 26 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Shane	Submitted 30/01/2004 02:32:48
23. Wouldn't it be funny if you could crap out vegetables.		54% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By brandon	Submitted 18/08/2005 20:48:18
24. Wouldn't it be funny if a flying lamma was on fire and had diahorea and skittered on people		54% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By rabbit	Submitted 11/08/2005 16:34:57
25. Wouldn't it be funny if someone went in to make a basket on the basketball court and their little sister runs out yelling, and pointing to her new virtual pet, "Tommy! Tommy! Looky here!" Tommy's ball, barely having left his hannds, flies toward his little sister, smashing her glasses, making her drop her new virtual pet and it shatters all over the ground.		54% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Eligasenada	Submitted 25/10/2005 02:36:40
26. Wouldn't it be funny if my mom got her head stuck in the toilet		56% of 30 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By sam	Submitted 20/02/2004 01:09:51
27. Wouldn't it be funny if an alien asked for directions and you gave the wrong ones		55% of 18 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By majid	Submitted 09/12/2005 18:20:33
28. Wouldn't it be funny if a kid farted in class and the techer sent him out and the principal passed by and said what are you doing to the kid and the kid said my techer is so dum i farted in class and she sent me out. I'm here breathing this clean air while they are breathing my fart.		57% of 134 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Kisso and Tina	Submitted 21/10/2004 01:46:27
29. Wouldn't it be funny if a pig came in and start humping your cat?		57% of 498 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By gloria	Submitted 12/04/2005 13:43:08
30. Wouldn't it be funny if you put salt in the sugar dispenser at your local restaurant!		57% of 221 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By James	Submitted 03/12/2003 10:55:30
31. Wouldn't it be funny if your mum stole a free magazine		57% of 433 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By karate kid	Submitted 22/12/2004 23:02:39
32. Wouldn't it be funny if you tied fishing string across an intersection and when people went to cross they all ran into the string and fell down and the people waiting at the red light did'nt know why they fell down and they all went home and told their wives about it they would say " Honey I saw a bunch of people crossing the intersection and they all fell down it was wierd" and she said " What the hell are you talking about I can't believe I married you" and everyone who seen the people fall down all got divorced because of some fishing string that would be funny.		56% of 69 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Billy	Submitted 12/11/2005 08:43:38
33. Wouldn't it be funny if we used a tree stick to cut meat instead of a knife		56% of 62 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By nomsa masamvi	Submitted 30/07/2004 19:43:26
34. Wouldn't it be funny if dennis smoked 5000 bags of weed a day		53% of 13 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By dennis	Submitted 05/12/2005 19:14:54
35. Wouldn't it be funny if you didn't wake up from a dream where you thought you weren't really gay, only to find out you were never really straight in the first place?		53% of 13 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Guy le douche	Submitted 16/02/2004 02:31:31
36. Wouldn't it be funny if my mummy looked like a bunny		50% of 6 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By joshua parsons	Submitted 26/07/2005 15:20:14
37. Wouldn't it be funny if your ass blew up		50% of 6 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By p man	Submitted 15/06/2005 06:16:53
38. Wouldn't it be funny if Americans knew the truth.		56% of 92 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By aaronv2	Submitted 13/02/2006 05:31:15
39. Wouldn't it be funny if America bought in an anti - obese law, half the population would be wiped out. hahahaha		56% of 50 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Fatima Brown	Submitted 10/02/2004 11:25:01
40. Wouldn't it be funny if we could trust our leaders		55% of 43 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Gaz	Submitted 07/09/2004 12:22:47
41. Wouldn't it be funny if you changed the coffee in the office toto decaf for a couple of weeks and then one day you bring in expresso...		54% of 22 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By kenwood	Submitted 22/10/2004 18:45:47
42. Wouldn't it be funny if eggs could breathe		53% of 15 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Jo Alcott	Submitted 06/01/2006 18:09:04
43. Wouldn't it be funny if everyone talked like Eric Cartman from "South Park."		53% of 15 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Shane	Submitted 31/01/2004 23:51:30
44. Wouldn't it be funny if i had parents[ sniff sniff]		52% of 17 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By joe	Submitted 11/02/2006 12:37:45
45. Wouldn't it be funny if Your Uncle escaped from a mental home		50% of 8 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By seamus Barcoe	Submitted 02/08/2005 20:46:57
46. Wouldn't it be funny if everyone in 1 house got diarrhoea n they all needed a sht n they ran in the toilet and shted on each, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, THEY WUD B CALLED THE SH*TS, AAAAHHHHHHHHHH		50% of 8 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By jon shit	Submitted 27/07/2005 02:02:02
47. Wouldn't it be funny if crack was a candy		50% of 8 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Brandon	Submitted 18/08/2005 20:42:45
48. Wouldn't it be funny if your hands were where your ears were and your ears were where your hands were...and everytime you couldnt hear things you would just stick out your arm and you had to bend your head to pick stuff up?		50% of 8 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Kristy	Submitted 30/06/2005 22:02:29
49. Wouldn't it be funny if poo came out of our willys and wee came out of our bumholes?		50% of 8 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Whitey	Submitted 12/06/2005 14:08:14
50. Wouldn't it be funny if school teachers had their own rapping album?		50% of 8 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Sarah	Submitted 25/06/2005 16:21:57
51. Wouldn't it be funny if an apple was called a tree and a tree was called an apple, then an apple tree would be called a tree apple		52% of 19 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Charlotte	Submitted 19/06/2004 20:57:11
52. Wouldn't it be funny if the dogs could fly and the birds could talk		53% of 30 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By nomsa	Submitted 30/07/2004 19:39:34
53. Wouldn't it be funny if you guys gave me some ideas so that our school tv show could air us this week!		50% of 10 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Hayley	Submitted 01/12/2005 19:40:07
54. Wouldn't it be funny if people hopped around like small birds. If we all had no arms and just feet and we had to pick stuff up with our mouths.		50% of 10 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By kip	Submitted 10/12/2005 20:17:36
55. Wouldn't it be funny if we were required to fill our pants with jello every morning. It sounds gross and fun at the same time...admit it.		50% of 10 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By bf	Submitted 08/09/2005 01:28:32
56. Wouldn't it be funny if the world was a buttcheak from the biggist butt ever?		50% of 10 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By josh	Submitted 20/02/2004 23:20:18
57. Wouldn't it be funny if a llama said hi to me.		50% of 10 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By	Submitted 23/06/2005 16:58:48
58. Wouldn't it be funny if someone during class farted really loud, got a dettention for his passing of gas, came home, told his mom, she sued the school and now there is a law where kids can pass gas wherever they want, whenever they want.		53% of 49 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Peter Abrham	Submitted 19/01/2004 22:46:13
59. Wouldn't it be funny if president bush married the queen		50% of 12 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By chloe	Submitted 17/11/2005 22:01:27
60. Wouldn't it be funny if YOU TEACHER said a bad word and every body started laughing at him would that be fun ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah aha ha		50% of 12 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By LYNETTE	Submitted 22/04/2004 20:45:18
61. Wouldn't it be funny if we all could shake our butt's like J lO'S! (I WISH!) LOL!		50% of 12 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By me is here	Submitted 03/03/2004 18:52:48
62. Wouldn't it be funny if one of george bush's speeches in the white house were to be drowned out by his own flatulence?		51% of 27 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By john	Submitted 12/01/2004 22:42:53
63. Wouldn't it be funny if George W. Bush chocked on a pretzel!		52% of 74 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By James	Submitted 20/11/2003 16:31:22
64. Wouldn't it be funny if you didnt get so many sad people actually going on these websites!		50% of 14 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By stevo	Submitted 29/07/2004 00:23:42
65. Wouldn't it be funny if victoria beckham could sing		50% of 14 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By laraib	Submitted 14/06/2004 19:24:11
66. Wouldn't it be funny if we had people running out in the street screaiming there lungs out (MY BUTTS ON FIIIRE)		51% of 31 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Miss Rebel	Submitted 05/02/2004 06:30:02
67. Wouldn't it be funny if a US president had intelligence...		52% of 112 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By UK	Submitted 22/11/2003 02:31:32
68. Wouldn't it be funny if the philadelphia eagles actually made it to the super bowl?		52% of 114 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By shane	Submitted 29/01/2004 02:41:52
69. Wouldn't it be funny if the famous and popular TV character Jack, the CEO of Jack in the Box, had a makeover? I'm getting tired of this high-class, big headed corporate chief in his expensive suit and tie and shiny shoes telling throwing his weight around. This guy wears SUSPENDERS and he's got some attitude, too: he acts like he owns the world. My idea: transform Jack into a redneck hillbilly and give him a new image: Trailer Trash Jack. First, the clothes. They have to go. Too high and mighty and corporate. Pull him down off his elite high horse, strip off his fancy blue pinstriped suit, silk tie, white shirt, Rolex, cufflinks, suspenders, spit-polished wingtips and black socks, and dress him up in overalls and make him walk around in his bare feet. Then replace the briefcase with a shotgun, take away the fancy corner office and put him in a shack, force him to lose the office style and the upper class attitude and the Ivy League speech and teach him how to talk redneck, "or else". Also, make him grow a scraggly beard on that big white head. Now THAT would be funny.		52% of 67 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Bill Everett	Submitted 09/02/2004 05:41:15
70. Wouldn't it be funny if Michael Jackson, Kobe Bryant, and R.Kelly shared a cell together.		50% of 16 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Pimpin since been pimpin	Submitted 26/02/2004 17:53:14
71. Wouldn't it be funny if computer keyboards were made of white chocolate then you could eat some keys that you don’t use very often!		51% of 35 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By James	Submitted 03/12/2003 10:42:00
72. Wouldn't it be funny if all lesbian wemon went straight and gay wemon where fighting with the straingt wemon to get the guys but the guys went abstinat?		50% of 20 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By kenny	Submitted 23/10/2004 04:54:50
73. Wouldn't it be funny if i screwed your mom		50% of 20 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By joefed	Submitted 12/12/2005 00:59:26
74. Wouldn't it be funny if bling bling meant abduct me in martian		50% of 22 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Your Highness	Submitted 04/01/2004 08:00:40
75. Wouldn't it be funny if your carpet was made of marijuana and you would never run out of weed because it was continually growing!		51% of 70 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Afro Man	Submitted 17/12/2003 20:35:21
76. Wouldn't it be funny if the London Eye went too fast and all the tourists were hurled into outer space!		50% of 26 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By James	Submitted 03/12/2003 10:59:29
77. make some cookies (marijuana) and throwin em in with the monkeys at the zoo!! Shurely that would be funny ..... watchin all the monkeys green out!!!		50% of 56 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By somo	Submitted 27/12/2003 05:33:28
78. Wouldn't it be funny if no-one actually voted for this site of funniest thoughts?		48% of 27 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Tamsin	Submitted 15/02/2005 19:37:19
79. Wouldn't it be funny if there never were any "weapons of mass destruction"		47% of 21 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By G.W Bush	Submitted 15/01/2004 00:06:08
80. Wouldn't it be funny if you went to meet someone for the first time and when you pulled up to their house, your car got stuck in the snow trying to park. And you couldn't get out, and the person was outside their house laughing at you.		47% of 19 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By SHANE	Submitted 01/02/2004 22:30:59
81. Wouldn't it be funny if everyone had no ears so you could call them whatever you want.		47% of 17 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By declan littlewood	Submitted 26/07/2004 16:55:27
82. Wouldn't it be funny if something even a little bit funny went on this website.		46% of 15 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By coonor	Submitted 13/02/2004 09:41:24
83. I think that this site is so stupid! i mean come on i came here to get some funny ideas and all i see on this dumb site is stupid things that retards might say, you guys are really messed up and if you would like me to fix this site for you let me know!		46% of 15 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Hayley	Submitted 01/12/2005 19:44:53
84. Wouldn't it be funny if aliens came down and had sex with some chimps and thats why we have more intelligence than the apes but we look like them too?		46% of 13 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By lisa	Submitted 23/10/2004 04:51:29
85. Wouldn't it be funny if we ALL had to walk around naked ALL of the time!!		46% of 13 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By streaker luck	Submitted 14/01/2004 23:59:41
86. Wouldn't it be funny if people stop having xtra cheese burgers & pizzas without "diet"coke or pepsi		46% of 13 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By daisy	Submitted 24/06/2004 23:43:26
87. Wouldn't it be funny if humans had to wee up trees like dogs! All you would ever see would be people with there legs up!!!		45% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Mix	Submitted 11/02/2004 21:58:47
88. Wouldn't it be funny if every wish would come true and then every one would be the American President.		45% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By musoke philip	Submitted 04/09/2004 11:43:48
89. Wouldn't it be funny if men could have babies		45% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By hgjcg	Submitted 24/02/2004 15:49:03
90. Wouldn't it be funny if George Bush finally invaded England and bitch slapped that brown nose Tony Blair?		45% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Sean (UK)	Submitted 14/07/2005 12:41:51
91. Wouldn't it be funny if kerry and bush both were demoted down and someone else got president! lol!		45% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Scott	Submitted 30/10/2004 12:33:17
92. Wouldn't it be funny if this website was closed down by thousands of people that thought it was BORING		45% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By anne	Submitted 04/09/2005 16:20:34
93. Wouldn't it be funny if Armen Chakhmakhchyan and Karo Kababchyan were actually skinny?		45% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Kisso and Tina	Submitted 21/10/2004 01:40:33
94. Wouldn't it be funny if the president wore a tutu?		45% of 11 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Stacey	Submitted 16/02/2004 13:09:24
95. Wouldn't it be funny if i smelt like shit and i looked like a sweaty tit		44% of 9 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By lewis	Submitted 18/07/2005 18:04:57
96. Wouldn't it be funny if every girl in the world were supermodels. I would be a very happy man.		44% of 9 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Dan	Submitted 26/07/2005 17:07:08
97. Wouldn't it be funny if one day you come home and your mom and girl's younger brother hooked up you'd be calling him daddy ha ha ha ha ha ha		44% of 9 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By dubielokos at your moms house<:=) forking	Submitted 22/10/2004 18:19:12
98. Wouldn't it be funny if all the boys wear girl's clothes and the girls wear boy's clothes?		44% of 9 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Quin Bea Torrecampo	Submitted 29/12/2005 02:20:44
99. Wouldn't it be funny if people knew funny jokes!		42% of 7 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By Ryan	Submitted 19/06/2007 16:10:30
100. Wouldn't it be funny if this website didn't waist all of my time with the most non funny jokes Ive ever heard in my entire life!		42% of 7 think this idea is funny. Do you? Vote now: Yes - No
By D@MNiT!!!!!!!!!	Submitted 16/05/2007 02:08:41

The Top 99 Funniest Ideas in the World Ever!